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My Chemical Romance and Set It Off saved my life.

Jenna McDougall and I are married.
Craig Owens is my Spirit Animal



GINGERS »

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TREAD LIGHTLY: this blog may contain triggers and i don’t want anything to happen because of me.


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Christiano Ronaldo waved to me once.

Maxx Danziger gave me a high five.

Cody Carson held my hand and hugged me.
April 15th
10:07 PM
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Dane DeHaan at The Amazing Spider Man 2 Premiere in Rome (2014)

save-the-wills:

when you ship something your friend doesn’t

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esexist:

*wears the same outfit as yesterday* vintage

haleyscomett-art:

I FOUND IT

NO ONE BELIEVED ME WHEN I SAID I HEARD AN ICE CREAM TRUCK DROPIN BEATS DOWN THE STREET

NOW I HAVE A VID TO PROVE IT OMG I’M SO HAPPY I DIDN’T IMAGINE IT YOU GUYS HAVE NO IDEA HOW HAPPY THIS MAKES ME

the-time-goddess-of-221b:

smoochlock:

so my mum told me that as a kid she would peel an apple and throw the peel over her shoulder, and the peel would take the shape of the first letter of her future spouse. naturally, i decided to do it and

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i’m fucking crying 

it says ‘no.’

it literally says NO.

oh my god

greeneyesintheimpala:

Meta Fiction | 9.18

10:05 PM
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cliffolarry:

Lonely Dan - [listen] - dan was all alone on the radio show and the songs were actually really good so i made a playlist
1. still into you // 2. Sweater Weather // 3. Everything Is Embarassing // 4. Do I Wanna Know? // 5. Waves (Robin Schulz Remix) // 6. She Looks So Perfect // 7. Dreaming Of You // 8. Down With The Trumpets // 9. Safe & Sound // 10. Can’t Remember To Forget You // 11. Happy // 12. Flaws // 13. Drunk In Love // 14. Stay High (Habits Remix) // 15. #SELFIE // 16. The Man // 17. Circle Of Life // 18. Don’t Forget Where You Belong // 19. Fix You // 20. Wild Heart // 21. Bring Me To Life // 22. Smells Like Teen Spirit // 23. Clint Eastwood

cliffolarry:

Lonely Dan - [listen] - dan was all alone on the radio show and the songs were actually really good so i made a playlist

1. still into you // 2. Sweater Weather // 3. Everything Is Embarassing // 4. Do I Wanna Know? // 5. Waves (Robin Schulz Remix) // 6. She Looks So Perfect // 7. Dreaming Of You // 8. Down With The Trumpets // 9. Safe & Sound // 10Can’t Remember To Forget You // 11. Happy // 12. Flaws // 13. Drunk In Love // 14. Stay High (Habits Remix) // 15. #SELFIE // 16. The Man // 17. Circle Of Life // 18. Don’t Forget Where You Belong // 19. Fix You // 20. Wild Heart // 21. Bring Me To Life // 22. Smells Like Teen Spirit // 23. Clint Eastwood

journeynotintothewildwoods:

thereweretearsinhereyes:

I think suicide would be the best way to die, you’re dying on your own terms, not somebody else’s. You get to say goodbye to your loved ones, even if it’s just in a letter or video. You win a game you were supposed to lose. 

NO FUCK THIS KIND OF THINKING.

Fuck tumblr for always glorifying suicide.

Let’s break this fucking post down. You’d better hit that readmore button, I stg.

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10:01 PM
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soundsofprettyodd:

My dad forced me to take this picture of him drinking Starbucks and giving me a peace sign because he wants to be tumblr famous please reblog this so he feels cool

soundsofprettyodd:

My dad forced me to take this picture of him drinking Starbucks and giving me a peace sign because he wants to be tumblr famous please reblog this so he feels cool

princessjaneece:

itistimetodisappear:

inkstainsonmyjacket:

xxduhastxx:

meowbeastt:

gymleaderkarkat:


What are you so afraid of!?

I’m REALLY sorry but it looks like they’re about to rap battle

That’s exactly what I thought, too

Epic Rap Battles of DISNEYYYYYYYYYYYY

QUEEN ELSA
VERSUS
PRINCESS MERIDA
BEGIN!
Elsa:Hey nice hairMs. Curly ass froYou’re out of controlMine is slick like the snowYour right it’s petty to justfocus on your lookShould we focus on talent'cause we know you can't cookGo ahead and threaten me with yourlittle wooden weaponBut not even a bear cankeep me from steppin’
Up on your turf ‘cause I’m straight rippin’ from NarniaAnd if you walk out the door nowI promise no harm to ye’.
Merida:That’s richcoming from a from a Frozen ass bitch
I don’t even need my bowto deal with this sitch’
I didn’t realise you started rapping'cause I thought we kept it classyWith the noises coming out your mouthI thought it was your sister being gassy!
You’ll destroy yourselfby keepin’ everything insideYour powers can’t be controlled ‘causeyour sick in the mind!
Both parents are dead!Now you’re ill in the head -If I didn’t know better I’d say you hated red -Hair! Cause you changed your sisDidn’t notice till now but your fate is thisTo be upstaged by we the new dominate raceI guess people like us better b/c gingers are running this place.
Elsa:Don’t pop your topyou unreasonable scotIf you weren’t so selfish then you’d’ve not
turned your mom to a bearhow the hell is that fair?At least when I try and change peopleI only change their hair!
If you say you can go change your fateBut I know the only reason you say you canIs cause you suck at choosing a date!
Merida:Don’t bring up dates to me, ai’ght'Cause your sister knocked down two me in two nights!
And yet there you are up in your castle aloneHope you don’t get frostbite sweetie just from sitting on your throne!
Once you look inside yourself you’ll realise your a shamNot an actual royal specimen like I am.
And now you  understand I’ve just kicked your ass, sotake my solemn advice dear.And let it go.
WHO WONWHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!!!

omg

you took the time to- and then you kept- 
you are jesus 

princessjaneece:

itistimetodisappear:

inkstainsonmyjacket:

xxduhastxx:

meowbeastt:

gymleaderkarkat:

What are you so afraid of!?

I’m REALLY sorry but it looks like they’re about to rap battle

That’s exactly what I thought, too

Epic Rap Battles of DISNEYYYYYYYYYYYY

QUEEN ELSA

VERSUS

PRINCESS MERIDA

BEGIN!

Elsa:
Hey nice hair
Ms. Curly ass fro
You’re out of control
Mine is slick like the snow

Your right it’s petty to just
focus on your look
Should we focus on talent
'cause we know you can't cook

Go ahead and threaten me with your
little wooden weapon
But not even a bear cankeep me from steppin’

Up on your turf ‘cause I’m
straight rippin’ from Narnia
And if you walk out the door now
I promise no harm to ye’.

Merida:
That’s rich
coming from a from a Frozen ass bitch

I don’t even need my bow
to deal with this sitch’

I didn’t realise you started rapping
'cause I thought we kept it classy
With the noises coming out your mouth
I thought it was your sister being gassy!

You’ll destroy yourself
by keepin’ everything inside
Your powers can’t be controlled ‘cause
your sick in the mind!

Both parents are dead!
Now you’re ill in the head -
If I didn’t know better I’d say you hated red -
Hair! Cause you changed your sis
Didn’t notice till now but your fate is this

To be upstaged by we the new dominate race
I guess people like us better b/c gingers are running this place.

Elsa:
Don’t pop your top
you unreasonable scot
If you weren’t so selfish then you’d’ve not

turned your mom to a bear
how the hell is that fair?
At least when I try and change people
I only change their hair!

If you say you can go change your fate
But I know the only reason you say you can
Is cause you suck at choosing a date!

Merida:
Don’t bring up dates to me, ai’ght
'Cause your sister knocked down two me in two nights!

And yet there you are up in your castle aloneHope you don’t get frostbite sweetie just from sitting on your throne!

Once you look inside yourself you’ll realise your a sham
Not an actual royal specimen like I am.

And now you  understand I’ve just kicked your ass, so
take my solemn advice dear.
And let it go.

WHO WON
WHO’S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!!!

omg

you took the time to- and then you kept- 

you are jesus 

10:00 PM
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1998

ilovesmoothjazz1998:

reallylameblog:

Who’s This Lol ;-P I lov you, you dam botch. I can’t wait until June my heart aches for us to be Shity together for a whole week. Me: loves to f with you.

Lol wonder whos this for…ha