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My name is Evelyn/Eve, and i am not a human because i am a chair. No explanation needed.

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My Chemical Romance and Set It Off saved my life.

Jenna McDougall and I are married.

This blog might contain triggers. All my posts are tagged.

/Christiano Ronaldo waved to me once. Maxx Danziger gave me a high five. Cody Carson held my hand and hugged me.

July 27th
11:12 PM
Make a wish!!!

Make a wish!!!

Two Fish

badkidsjokes:

there was two fish in a tank and one of the fish said
do you know how to drive this thing
BECAUSE THE FISH ARE DRIVEING THE TANK IN A WAR

10:59 PM
Via

lucroyale:

I really need to have sex

y2kid:

i will do a lot of things but admitting im cold to my mum who told me to bring a jacket isn’t one of them

10:59 PM
Via

badger-clones-in-space:

If omegle was in orphan black conclusion: everyone wants to fuck themselves.

thetowerofpimps:

2009 me would think that 2014 me was hot and thats all that matters

10:58 PM
Via
disneyvillainsforjustice:

yarriinwonderland:

This was my outfit for Date Night

I’m far too lazy (and naked) to take a selfie. Have an old one.

disneyvillainsforjustice:

yarriinwonderland:

This was my outfit for Date Night

I’m far too lazy (and naked) to take a selfie. Have an old one.

foreveralone-lyguy:

foreveralone-lyguy:

foreveralone-lyguy:

foreveralone-lyguy:

foreveralone-lyguy:

foreveralone-lyguy:

foreveralone-lyguy:

What’s the girl version of “bros before hoes”?

thank you

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thank you once again

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AH WHEN WILL THEY END

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EVEN MORE OMFG

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I regret making this post. My inbox is filled with these now lol

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It’s like you didn’t even try

Sisters before misters

bonerfart:


idonotneedthisrightnow:

you are acute coffee pie

you are narrow, scalding and irrational

bonerfart:

idonotneedthisrightnow:

you are acute coffee pie

you are narrow, scalding and irrational

mrbiggsproductions:

supernatural-who-lock:

shadows-of-a-fallen-angel:

fully-baked:

This nigga just copped a super Mario star he invincible af nah but forreal tho somebody explain this

Metallic silver coating, does rainbow effect thing when passing lights

thank you car side of tumblr

that is THE most ostentatious shit ever but I still feel like I need it immensely

mrbiggsproductions:

supernatural-who-lock:

shadows-of-a-fallen-angel:

fully-baked:

This nigga just copped a super Mario star he invincible af
 nah but forreal tho somebody explain this

Metallic silver coating, does rainbow effect thing when passing lights

thank you car side of tumblr

that is THE most ostentatious shit ever but I still feel like I need it immensely

10:55 PM
Via
adcahi:

Money is the anthem of success, so put on Mascara, and your Party dress.

adcahi:

Money is the anthem of success, so put on Mascara, and your Party dress.

harrythighles:

triharrytops:

do you think they murmur ‘i love you’ and ‘i’m so proud of you’ to each other

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or do you think they don’t say anything at all just hold tight and breathe each other in because they /know/

#I hate everyone I know on this website